Hey I'm Millie. I like bands, cats, studio ghibli and zombies. I always use sarcasm and I'm anti-social.
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msjewbooty: im gonna wear like 6 pairs of pants so people will begin to know me for wearing a ton of pants and when i get fat i will slowly remove the layers of pants and they won’t realize im fat they’ll just think i still wear 6 pairs of pants
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WHO TOLD YOU THAT WAS OKAY?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Is it bad that I had to wait five minutes to reblog this becuase I couldn’t stop laughing?
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Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
Which one of you assholes brought this back
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You ever want to punch someone in the face so hard……
I’d be like “You don’t want the fucking car? Fine, don’t have the fucking car, or a fucking birthday party, you ungrateful little shit.” and literally just cancel everything and sell the car.
I would not have sold that one, kept it for myself, and eaten her birthday cake.
I’d have used the car to mow down the ungrateful little cunt.
^^^^^
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